1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate other flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite - watever.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. ……so true.
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..sumtimes.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends…..sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sumtimes.
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ……sumtimes.
99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

Goodbye 18
Hello 19
lolx

Well thanks to those who wish or celebrated wif me :D
eng soon who wish mi on monday liao lolx
kah siong
hui qi
shu jian
kenny
wen ying
huifen
luntat
shamin
rufeng
alex chu
li ping
meiling
huiling
deon
and others lah
lazy to name all ....

e rest nxt yr then put haha

Lamborghini vs. Ferrari vs. Chery QQ

A middle age chap in his Ferrari was cruising down the AYE at 3am in the morning when he spotted a damsel in distress by the roadside. She was driving a Cherry QQ and apparently her engine died and her car could not start, obviously out of gas. The Ferrari driving pull over and offered to help tow her car using one of those towing cables. He agreed to go at a slow pace till the next petrol station. They agreed that if the Ferrari went too fast, the QQ would high beam to signal that it was too fast. So, down AYE they went, happily towards the next petrol station when out of nowhere, a Lamborghini zoomed pass the Ferrari. Feeling pissed, the Ferrari driver decided to give chase, and all the way from AYE to CTE, the Ferrari was chasing the Lamborghini. He had totally forgotten that he was towing the poor Cherry QQ. Just as they exit the CTE tunnel, a TP bike was by the roadside. He saw the action and radioed to HQ for backup, saying that a Lamborghini was being chased by a Ferrari on the right most lane, on CTE toward SLE, and a Cherry QQ was hot on the Ferrari's backside, high beaming him asking him to give way!


Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help. Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap. Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear that this hero couldn't swim ! Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water. The crowd cheered ! Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted. The hero looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")

so friday i decided to be a good boi n go hm aft sch lolx

haha

sat was walkaton @ orchard first was sushi feelin random then juz went in n eat lor was so bloated aft tat then walk ard orchard like siao really cover e whole of orchard lolx
then was so tired tat i slept veri early yst lolx
a sign of gettin old

today was e second walkaton parked @ fort cannin then went to PS for lunch n change mi HP then went to suntec as mum wanted to change hers oso but e Q there damm nice e person can sae take 3 -4 hrs b4 can reach e counter we was like WTF!!! then decided to go bugis to see but there no stock BASKET!!!

so end up nv change n go hm
n pizza is delaied to nxt wk
haha

my voice like veri weak duno will it be lost a nt lolx
hope nt =x

me is sick

tues was ALL SINGLES DAY lolx
i didnt noe gt tis type of day oso
so all e singles rejoice
lolx

wed was like polo day
lolx
my mum n i each brought hm a stick of polo given by our frenz
lolx

sch was like 2 hrs onli lor
mock test for NT then e AIM lect then can go hm
haha

Today off day WOOO~~~
lolx
n for e stupid SVR 2009 how do i unlock e last belt>>>????

lolx

i m watch corner wif love again but then tis time is e TV showin haha
tml is friday
hmmm.....
long day for mi in sch lolx

i wan to be a gd boi n come hm aft sch but i oso feel like gg out how?

sunday=PIZZA~

nxt sat/sun = SUSHI!~
nice:)

another wk pass liao
haha

tis wk like juz normal sch life lor
then aft sch on fri went to watch Quantum of Solace
nice still gt aston martin and alfa romeo WOO~~~

if i m tat damm rich
lolx

today wanted to change HP but then no stock
ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
lolx

nvm nxt wk is pizza then nxt wk is sushi WOOO~~~

OMG!!!

I m watch Lion King =D

lolx

i tink i m getting sick soon!!!

how come sem2 always like fly by one
nw is like e 4 wk liao but i still dun feel it is lolx

friday is james bond WOO~~!~

cannot wait for it
i still hav to bare wif it for tml n thurs and oso e long dae of friday frm 8-5 OMG!!!

sun happen a veri funny ting
i was @ IMM M1 lookin @ phone then suddenly someone call my name n ppl call mi i look ard then dun see anione i noe
ltr then saw my mum callin someone
lolx
actually is my mum frenz tat call mi
lolx

haha

last wks sch started @ tues
WOO~~~
cos of deepavail
haha
nice!

aniway fri went for e NYP syphonia lolx
if shamin nt performin i tink i wont go lolx
then went there listen listen haha

haha

james bond is comin out liao i shall go see then 2 wks ltr watch harry potter then i shall be a good boi and no visit the cinema for awhile untill nice shows come out :D
haaha

n i juz realise tat harry potter is delayed till nxt yr 16 july!!!!
Y???

nvm i shall watch Transporter 3
wahahahah